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  • BLAH in McSweeney’s!

    BLAH in McSweeney’s!

    Though Skyrizi does not possess what neuroscientists would describe as empathy or consciousness, Skyrizi does respond to emotional and electrical stimulus…

  • SPECTRUM OF POLITICAL PERSPECTIVE

    SPECTRUM OF POLITICAL PERSPECTIVE

    It’s a sin. Also my adopted adult male stepson and I monitor each other’s browser history.

  • I played the role of loving wife. Behind doors my husband’s secret was killing me

    I played the role of loving wife. Behind doors my husband’s secret was killing me

    It wasn’t that either of us were opposed to natural birth. I think we would have preferred to let Punjab go through the whole cycle. But collecting the babies would have been so much harder in her box terrarium than it was in the plastic incubator.

  • Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 3

    Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 3

    And if they go even farther and claim to know a science that other scientists don’t want you to know, they’re so full of shit they should be capped and sealed and used to generate electricity from all the methane they’re producing.

  • Vaccine Bro x Bro: Round 2

    Vaccine Bro x Bro: Round 2

    Jesus, I don’t know who’s worse: vegans, Crossfitters or the yammering vaccinated. Y’all can’t seem to zip it with your shirtless wods (workouts of the day) and tofu Thanksgivings and braggadocious post. The way you’re flexing it on Facebook, you’d think you’d tapped out Khabib or graduated BUDS summa cum laude. You got a flu…

  • Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 1

    Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 1

    But I want to beat this virus and get our country back to being the high octane, 20 grams of protein per serving, full-throttle, Bernie Sanders regulated, free market, open for business, tax Jeff Bezos back to earth America that I’m not supposed to love but actually do love, genital warts (aka Florida) and all.

  • Pokes and Jabs: A Vaccine Bro by Bro

    Pokes and Jabs: A Vaccine Bro by Bro

    I’m heavy with frustration, Brother, and irritation and a bunch of other -ions. At not only my bosses, but you for not seeing what is so crystal clear: Covid-19 is a proven cocksucker that adapts and adapts and will keep adapting until noone fucking knows how long. By then, what?