Author: BLAH
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Shout at the Devil Your Abortion
You can guess what my friends had to say. Not very supportive. Beth saw me leave the bar with him that night and she was of course super judgey about it.
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I WAS MARRIED TO A PSYCHIC MEDIUM: THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE
In Scotland, my wife says, she sees sheep and a shepherd but no serial killers. The sheep talk to her as well. Sheep in Scotland. Sheep in Serbia. Sheep in Australia. New Zealand. What about goats, I ask. I cannot speak to goats psychically, she says. They speak in the tongue of the devil.
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How I Am Teaching My Small Daughters to Play Patriarchy Chicken
Anyway, they didn’t charge our youngest with assault for holding the Bowie knife to the Sheriff’s throat and threatening to bite off his ear. Though threatening a police officer is against the law, the Sheriff was so impressed with my girls survival skills that he didn’t see a point in pressing charges. He even told…