Category: Parody
-
I Died Multiple Times. Here’s What I Learned From Being on the Other Side.
Walmart’s coupons are more item specific, and usually tied to a promotion being run by the manufacturer or distributer. Walmart’s savings come more from their genius at inventory management.
-
My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.
Indiana’s regional Burning Man get together is really way more fun than the Yelp reviews make it out to be. I just learned so much this year. I’m really looking forward to the actual OG Burning Man event once Covid is over.
-
Emaciated Polar Bear Hunts for Food Outside an Industrial Russian City
I’d bite the head off a man, if I wouldn’t lose a tooth. I’d hold his shoulders with two paws and clamp his skull in my jaws and pull the smirk clean off his spine.
-
SUCCESSION ’80
RECASTING THE STARS OF THE HIT HBO SHOW WITH THEIR APPROPRIATE COUNTERPARTS FROM THE YEAR 1980.
-
I’m A Mom And A Vaccine Researcher. Here’s Why You Should Vaccinate Your Children
As a pioneering researcher of vaccines for as yet undetected viruses, my work is not merely to anticipate future viruses, but to create them, to speed their evolution
-
Two Words No Person With a Disability Wants to Hear
Young Fred and his orphan father Charles worked as itinerant horse meat grinders right up until the Second World War. Now I bet you are thinking that I am about to say that Fred was called to fight in the Great War, and that was why the burger meat business went away.
-
What It’s Like To Star In A Movie With Your Mom When Your Mom Is Tilda Swinton
The amount of research and preparation she did before I was even conceived, I think, to a lot of people, would be excessive, but as Tilda always told me about acting, which was pretty much the only thing she was ever really interested in talking to me about, never boys, or god forbid-my feelings, was…