Category: Parody
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Bluesky has feelings, too
And it sounds naive saying it out loud, but I honestly, I never thought I’d end up being 300 character tumblr for Resistance 2.0, nor was it my intention to fill up seven data centers with keyword searches for Zionists and TERFs.
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BLAH in McSweeney’s!
Though Skyrizi does not possess what neuroscientists would describe as empathy or consciousness, Skyrizi does respond to emotional and electrical stimulus…
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I played the role of loving wife. Behind doors my husband’s secret was killing me
It wasn’t that either of us were opposed to natural birth. I think we would have preferred to let Punjab go through the whole cycle. But collecting the babies would have been so much harder in her box terrarium than it was in the plastic incubator.
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I Died Multiple Times. Here’s What I Learned From Being on the Other Side.
Walmart’s coupons are more item specific, and usually tied to a promotion being run by the manufacturer or distributer. Walmart’s savings come more from their genius at inventory management.
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My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.
Indiana’s regional Burning Man get together is really way more fun than the Yelp reviews make it out to be. I just learned so much this year. I’m really looking forward to the actual OG Burning Man event once Covid is over.
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Emaciated Polar Bear Hunts for Food Outside an Industrial Russian City
I’d bite the head off a man, if I wouldn’t lose a tooth. I’d hold his shoulders with two paws and clamp his skull in my jaws and pull the smirk clean off his spine.
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SUCCESSION ’80
RECASTING THE STARS OF THE HIT HBO SHOW WITH THEIR APPROPRIATE COUNTERPARTS FROM THE YEAR 1980.