Category: Parody

  • i’m exhausted from the fear of existing while black

    i’m exhausted from the fear of existing while black

    Ibram X Kendi, Ijeoma Oluo, W.E. Dubois, James Baldwin, Alec Baldwin, Tony Morrison, Ntozake Shange, Chinua Achebe, Trevor Noah, Ta Nehisi Coates, ?uestlove, Jean Paul Sartre, Albert Camus, Dr. Wayne Dyer. I carry their words everywhere I go, in hardcover. I want the weight of their life experience to add to the weight of my…

  • A Damnable Peck

    A Damnable Peck

    Cormac McCarthy is the best writer has ever lived a true artist I told him and I won’t stand for no of this race class gender analysis of this story I told the kid. I flicked the tip of his tongue sticking out his eye socket with the tip of my tongue.

  • Why I’m Glad I Didn’t Find Love Til I Was Over 40

    Why I’m Glad I Didn’t Find Love Til I Was Over 40

    And luckily, our passions and interests overlap. That’s why we met. We’re both obsessed with skin. I cook it and she studies it. She’s actually a dermatological research scientist who studies hair follicle development. We met when she was finishing up her PHD over at the University of Arkansas.

  • I Was Ghosted By a Female Friend and It’s a Terrible Kind of Heartbreak

    I Was Ghosted By a Female Friend and It’s a Terrible Kind of Heartbreak

    The pain of not knowing if Alicia was still my friend or not was agonizing in a really terrible way that I just cannot describe. If I had to describe it I would describe it as the earth being in the shadow of the moon.

  • Super Heroes, Minor Problems

    Super Heroes, Minor Problems

    Five hours without proper hydration is just silly, so is carrying excess water weight in a metal suit filled with circuitry. I had Jarvis build in a mini treatment plant which is basically a sealed charged line coming off the arc reactor (thumps chest) that ionizes any liquid