Then he was arrested as a sexual predator
Then I got pregnant.
Then I attended his trial.
Then I ate roast beef, while he had none, for our spiritualism is rooted in both the earth and the cosmos, and as in other religions, the very symbol of the connection between earth and sky is the horned beast, which, though in other religions is sacred and untouchable, and in our faith, it is sacred as in sacrament, as in to take into one’s own body; so for my husband and myself I made rolled sirloin roast, with rosemary and garlic, but could not share any with my guru the spiritual healer for he was in prison due to being charged as a sexual predator.
Then I thought about having an abortion, but decided since I was married, no need.
Then my husband and I decided to name our baby after the famed spiritualist who was arrested and charged as a sexual predator and who is serving consecutive life sentences despite being 70 years old and with whom I had no contact with in months except in my dreams and except for birthing and suckling his baby son.
Then my husband and I decided to name the baby after the famed spiritualist who has a very distinct and memorable name and is not well liked in public though still privately revered by everyone who knew him except for those 6 or 7 people who accused him of those things in court and shared the video evidence with the prosecution.
Then my husband started to wonder why the baby had such light skin while both of us have darker skin.
Then my husband began to ask leading questions without ever asking what he really wanted to know and about which he probably already knew.
Then I started finding my husband weeping alone in strange places, but he would wave me off and say it was nothing.
Then he started getting angry and making veiled accusations about my character and fidelity and desires, but i assured him that now that the famed spiritualist was incarcerated for sexual predation of minors and the disabled I wanted only him, which was not true, but was a lie of convenience that I hoped he could except while also knowing the truth deep down.
Then my husband took his own life, and became one with the cosmos and in our faith there is no dishonor in taking one’s own life as we all join the cosmos when needed and not before or after, so I wished him well in his journey and gave my son a second name which was my husbands name and now my son truly carries the spirit of both men.
Then I was free to visit the famed spiritualist in prison with a clear heart and I told him of our son and of his resemblance to the famed spiritualist and how his heart beats inside of this prison and also outside of the prison in the breast of our son.
Then the famed spiritualist requested what he called “conjugal time” and which I have never before engaged in but I must say was interesting if messy, doing that act in a room where others could see. But as they say, when in Rome, and certainly I was not the only one doing those things.
Then my husband, whose spirit had suddenly invaded the body of one of the prison guards, transformed the man’s flesh into that of the sacred beast, complete with resplendent golden horns, and spiritually gored to death our spiritual healer who was jailed for sexual predation, but now freed by this act of my husband’s spirit.
Then their two shining souls, both finally free of their earthly pain, linked hands and drifted up out of the prison and into the cosmos as I sat in the plastic prison chair and wept, watching.
Then I tried to wipe the tears from my crying face with that still messy hand and at first was repulsed then comforted by the small gift of those last few traces of my guru, lover, spiritual leader, healer, and convicted sexual predator.
Then another prison guard who had witnessed the entire miracle and whose faith was converted instantly on the spot escorted me out of the prison and to my car and our sprits are now bonded and together we have added three additional souls to this world.
My first born son is now at thirteen a man and himself a spiritual healer to many like his birth father whose light still warms us and guides us from above and through my eldest son every waking day. May such a light be known to all someday, for in it is both healing and sustenance. Amen
Then my son discovered YouTube and Instagram and especially TikTok and our followers have grown a million fold. We have purchased some property in rural Oregon and should be moving there soon. He has already raised $1M dollars and accepts donations through Venmo and Zelle, and even the Cash App. Every $100 donation helps our goal of bringing God’s kingdom to earth.