Parody

I’m A Mom And A Vaccine Researcher. Here’s Why You Should Vaccinate Your Children

As a pioneering researcher of vaccines for as yet undetected viruses, my work is not merely to anticipate future viruses, but to create them, to speed their evolution Continue Reading
Two Words No Person With a Disability Wants to Hear

Young Fred and his orphan father Charles worked as itinerant horse meat grinders right up until the Second World War. Now I bet you are thinking that I… Continue Reading
What It’s Like To Star In A Movie With Your Mom When Your Mom Is Tilda Swinton

The amount of research and preparation she did before I was even conceived, I think, to a lot of people, would be excessive, but as Tilda always told… Continue Reading
I Spent Sixteen Months of My Childhood Locked in a Basement and No One will Publish My Memoir.

Yes, I forgive my mother for the trauma she put me through. That was part of the process of writing the book. Anger? Sure, I have anger, I… Continue Reading
Shout at the Devil Your Abortion

You can guess what my friends had to say. Not very supportive. Beth saw me leave the bar with him that night and she was of course super… Continue Reading
I WAS MARRIED TO A PSYCHIC MEDIUM: THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE

In Scotland, my wife says, she sees sheep and a shepherd but no serial killers. The sheep talk to her as well. Sheep in Scotland. Sheep in Serbia.… Continue Reading
How I Am Teaching My Small Daughters to Play Patriarchy Chicken

Anyway, they didn’t charge our youngest with assault for holding the Bowie knife to the Sheriff’s throat and threatening to bite off his ear. Though threatening a police… Continue Reading