Parody

I Spent Sixteen Months of My Childhood Locked in a Basement and No One will Publish My Memoir.

Yes, I forgive my mother for the trauma she put me through. That was part of the process of writing the book. Anger? Sure, I have anger, I… Continue Reading
Shout at the Devil Your Abortion

You can guess what my friends had to say. Not very supportive. Beth saw me leave the bar with him that night and she was of course super… Continue Reading
I WAS MARRIED TO A PSYCHIC MEDIUM: THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE

In Scotland, my wife says, she sees sheep and a shepherd but no serial killers. The sheep talk to her as well. Sheep in Scotland. Sheep in Serbia.… Continue Reading
How I Am Teaching My Small Daughters to Play Patriarchy Chicken

Anyway, they didn’t charge our youngest with assault for holding the Bowie knife to the Sheriff’s throat and threatening to bite off his ear. Though threatening a police… Continue Reading
I FOUND HEALING WITH A FAMED SPIRITUALIST: Testimony # 2

People were shocked by what happened to me. They didn’t believe it could be real. I was studied by doctors, I was on TV, I was even abducted… Continue Reading
I FOUND HEALING WITH A FAMED SPIRITUALIST: Testimony 1.

Then their two shining souls, both finally free of their earthly pain, linked hands and drifted up out of the prison and into the cosmos as I sat… Continue Reading
I Hid My Devastating Skin Disease Because Of Shame. Here’s Why I’m Speaking Out Now.

In a manner of two weeks I went from being a woman tending to a network of drainage stents much like a Vermonter tending maple syrup taps to… Continue Reading