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Tag: Covid

  • My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.

    My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.

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    Indiana’s regional Burning Man get together is really way more fun than the Yelp reviews make it out to be. I just learned so much this year. I’m really looking forward to the actual OG Burning Man event once Covid is over.

  • I’m A Mom And A Vaccine Researcher. Here’s Why You Should Vaccinate Your Children

    I’m A Mom And A Vaccine Researcher. Here’s Why You Should Vaccinate Your Children

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    As a pioneering researcher of vaccines for as yet undetected viruses, my work is not merely to anticipate future viruses, but to create them, to speed their evolution

  • Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 3

    Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 3

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    And if they go even farther and claim to know a science that other scientists don’t want you to know, they’re so full of shit they should be capped and sealed and used to generate electricity from all the methane they’re producing.

  • Vaccine Bro x Bro: Round 2

    Vaccine Bro x Bro: Round 2

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    Jesus, I don’t know who’s worse: vegans, Crossfitters or the yammering vaccinated. Y’all can’t seem to zip it with your shirtless wods (workouts of the day) and tofu Thanksgivings and braggadocious post. The way you’re flexing it on Facebook, you’d think you’d tapped out Khabib or graduated BUDS summa cum laude. You got a flu…

  • Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 1

    Vaccine Bro x Bro Round 1

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    But I want to beat this virus and get our country back to being the high octane, 20 grams of protein per serving, full-throttle, Bernie Sanders regulated, free market, open for business, tax Jeff Bezos back to earth America that I’m not supposed to love but actually do love, genital warts (aka Florida) and all.

  • Pokes and Jabs: A Vaccine Bro by Bro

    Pokes and Jabs: A Vaccine Bro by Bro

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    I’m heavy with frustration, Brother, and irritation and a bunch of other -ions. At not only my bosses, but you for not seeing what is so crystal clear: Covid-19 is a proven cocksucker that adapts and adapts and will keep adapting until noone fucking knows how long. By then, what?