Tag: Sex
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My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.
Indiana’s regional Burning Man get together is really way more fun than the Yelp reviews make it out to be. I just learned so much this year. I’m really looking forward to the actual OG Burning Man event once Covid is over.
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Double Penetration
Amis takes his humor seriously, and perhaps this is a good working definition of what wit is: humor applied with seriousness, instead of silliness a straight face. The ability to keep straight face, Amis says, is one of the prerequisites of porn. Porn stars are “very bad at acting,” but very good at “keeping a…
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Shout at the Devil Your Abortion
You can guess what my friends had to say. Not very supportive. Beth saw me leave the bar with him that night and she was of course super judgey about it.
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Super Heroes, Minor Problems
Five hours without proper hydration is just silly, so is carrying excess water weight in a metal suit filled with circuitry. I had Jarvis build in a mini treatment plant which is basically a sealed charged line coming off the arc reactor (thumps chest) that ionizes any liquid