Parody
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Bluesky has feelings, too
And it sounds naive saying it out loud, but I honestly, I never thought I’d end up being 300 character tumblr for Resistance 2.0, nor was it my… Continue Reading
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BLAH in McSweeney’s!
Though Skyrizi does not possess what neuroscientists would describe as empathy or consciousness, Skyrizi does respond to emotional and electrical stimulus… Continue Reading
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I played the role of loving wife. Behind doors my husband’s secret was killing me
It wasn’t that either of us were opposed to natural birth. I think we would have preferred to let Punjab go through the whole cycle. But collecting the… Continue Reading
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I Died Multiple Times. Here’s What I Learned From Being on the Other Side.
Walmart’s coupons are more item specific, and usually tied to a promotion being run by the manufacturer or distributer. Walmart’s savings come more from their genius at inventory… Continue Reading
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My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.
Indiana’s regional Burning Man get together is really way more fun than the Yelp reviews make it out to be. I just learned so much this year. I’m… Continue Reading
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Emaciated Polar Bear Hunts for Food Outside an Industrial Russian City
I’d bite the head off a man, if I wouldn’t lose a tooth. I’d hold his shoulders with two paws and clamp his skull in my jaws and… Continue Reading
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SUCCESSION ’80
RECASTING THE STARS OF THE HIT HBO SHOW WITH THEIR APPROPRIATE COUNTERPARTS FROM THE YEAR 1980. Continue Reading