Parody

I Died Multiple Times. Here’s What I Learned From Being on the Other Side.

Walmart’s coupons are more item specific, and usually tied to a promotion being run by the manufacturer or distributer. Walmart’s savings come more from their genius at inventory… Continue Reading
My Girlfriend and I Went to an Orgy and I Realized I Wasn’t Straight.

Indiana’s regional Burning Man get together is really way more fun than the Yelp reviews make it out to be. I just learned so much this year. I’m… Continue Reading
Emaciated Polar Bear Hunts for Food Outside an Industrial Russian City

I’d bite the head off a man, if I wouldn’t lose a tooth. I’d hold his shoulders with two paws and clamp his skull in my jaws and… Continue Reading
SUCCESSION ’80

RECASTING THE STARS OF THE HIT HBO SHOW WITH THEIR APPROPRIATE COUNTERPARTS FROM THE YEAR 1980. Continue Reading
I’m A Mom And A Vaccine Researcher. Here’s Why You Should Vaccinate Your Children

As a pioneering researcher of vaccines for as yet undetected viruses, my work is not merely to anticipate future viruses, but to create them, to speed their evolution Continue Reading
Two Words No Person With a Disability Wants to Hear

Young Fred and his orphan father Charles worked as itinerant horse meat grinders right up until the Second World War. Now I bet you are thinking that I… Continue Reading
What It’s Like To Star In A Movie With Your Mom When Your Mom Is Tilda Swinton

The amount of research and preparation she did before I was even conceived, I think, to a lot of people, would be excessive, but as Tilda always told… Continue Reading