Tag: Satan
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CEASE AND DESIST NOTICE 10/10/25
Dear Mr Thiel, On behalf of our our client, one Mr. Lucifer Gary Morningstar, AKA and DBA Satan, the Devil, the Antichrist, Beelzebub, Black Philip, Old Scratch, Anna Wintour, Mephistopheles, El Diablo, Mammon, etc. (for a full and complete list please draw a pentagram on the floor in pigs blood and light two candles), we…
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SPECTRUM OF POLITICAL PERSPECTIVE
It’s a sin. Also my adopted adult male stepson and I monitor each other’s browser history.
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Shout at the Devil Your Abortion
You can guess what my friends had to say. Not very supportive. Beth saw me leave the bar with him that night and she was of course super judgey about it.
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I WAS MARRIED TO A PSYCHIC MEDIUM: THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE
In Scotland, my wife says, she sees sheep and a shepherd but no serial killers. The sheep talk to her as well. Sheep in Scotland. Sheep in Serbia. Sheep in Australia. New Zealand. What about goats, I ask. I cannot speak to goats psychically, she says. They speak in the tongue of the devil.